FREAK SHEETS

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A Folded plum color luxury plush fleece freak sheet on a white background

Luxury Plush Fleece Freak Sheet - in Plum - Waterproof Blanket

$229.00

A Folded midnight charcoal blue minky sherpa fleece freak sheet on a white background

Minky Sherpa Fleece Freak Sheet - Midnight Charcoal - Waterproof Blanket

$139.00

A folded forest color luxury plush fleece freak sheet on a white background

Luxury Plush Fleece Freak Sheet - Forest Green - Waterproof Blanket

$229.00

Built for messy

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2L+

Holds it all

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100%

Waterproof, both layers

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Machine wash

Standard cycle, no fuss

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Ultra soft

Both sides, always

The permission slip

A waterproof blanket for people who have great sex and don't want to deal with the aftermath.

Squirting. Lube. Sweat. That time of the month. Whatever the mess, Freak Sheet handles it - then goes straight in the wash.

SquirtingTime of the monthOil playLube-heavy sessionsHotel staysCouch sessions

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I can finally relax in the bedroom and not worry about things getting messy.

R.W — Verified buyer

What people are saying

★★★★★

"I almost drowned!! Bumpy Cuddles was amazing! Multiple 🎆, easy access and lots of the good stuff - and my Freak Sheet caught all of it. Best purchase."

- Anna S

★★★★★

"After suffering for so long with having to wash the sheets after a messy session, this is a life saver! Great product, easy to wash and dries super quick! Would highly recommend!"

- Hannah

★★★★★

"I like that with Freak Sheet I can focus on enjoying myself without any stress about cleaning afterwards! :)"

- Toni

How it works

1

Lay it down

Spread the Freak Sheet over your bed, couch, or wherever the night takes you.

2

Get freaky

Squirt. Sweat. Spill. It holds up to 2 litres of liquid. Nothing gets through to your mattress.

3

Wash and repeat

Machine wash on a standard cycle. No fabric softener, no bleach. Tumble dry on low or line dry. Ready for round two.

The questions people ask

FAQs

Is it actually waterproof - or just water resistant?

Actually waterproof. Two layered construction means nothing gets through to your mattress. Holds up to 2 litres of liquid.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash on a standard cycle with regular detergent. No fabric softener, no bleach. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in the shade.

What's the difference between the Minky Sherpa and the Luxury Plush Fleece?

Both are 100% waterproof and machine washable. The Minky Sherpa ($139) has a fluffy, cloud-like sherpa texture - cosy and warm. The Luxury Plush Fleece ($229) has a buttery-smooth EXTRA fluffy premium fabric on both sides.

Will my kids know what it is?

It looks & feels EXACTLY like a regular blanket & doesn't sound 'like a plastic bag' when moved like many other cheap knock-offs. Ships discreetly.

Is it soft on both sides?

Yes. Plush and comfortable on both sides.

Do you ship discreetly?

Yes. Free and discreet shipping (and billing) on orders over $100. Your neighbours or kids will have no idea what you've purchased

From the founders

Who's behind the Freak Sheet?

We're Viv & Jo - co-founders of Girls Get *ff - and we created Bumpy Cuddles (our sister website) to bring you products that solve the real bedroom struggles. From better angles to mess-free moments, everything here was designed with feedback from thousands of women just like you. Because pleasure should be easy, fun, and stress-free. x

Ready when you are