Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections - Read Description | Bumpy Cuddles

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections - Read Description

$54.50
4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
10 Reviews

Notice: Discounted Stock Due to Imperfections

These Freak Sheet SECONDS are 50% OFF due to a manufacturing error and not the quality we want for our customers.

The bamboo side of the blanket is pulling away at the edge seams - mainly after washing. This is more of an aesthetic issue as there are additional little stitches every 5mm holding the fabric in place, and sturdy overlocker stitching under the decorative blanket stitch around the edge. 

This issue is clearly shown if you scroll through images 6-9, and we recommend hand washing ONLY to prolong your Freak Sheet's life. 

Please note, these items are final sale, and no returns or exchanges will be accepted.

Enjoy the same waterproof protection at a reduced price while supplies last!

Small - 1m x 1.4m (39" x 55")
Large - 2m x 1.4m (79" x 55")

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Two words, one sigh of relief: Freak Sheet.

The collab between Girls Get Off and The Love Drive you've been dreaming of. 

A girl can only wash her sheets a certain number of times before screaming, "Where can I buy a sex sheet?" Look no further, queens; you've found it.

Lightweight and double sided - one a breathable bamboo for those hot and steamy sessions and the other a cozy warm fleece for maximum comfort - Freak Sheet is washing machine safe so you can enjoy her again and again and again. Whether you’re dabbling with Juicee, working up a sweat, experimenting with extra saliva, or know the punani tsunami is due to make a grand entrance, Freak Sheet is the solution you’ve been begging for. 

What more could a girl - and her bedspread - want?

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Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 1m X 1.4m.

Large: At 1.4 m X 2 m, the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

Key Features

Double Sided: Stay cool in summer with breathable bamboo and warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.

Holds Over 1Ltr/35 Oz of Liquid: Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!

Discreet Shipping: All packages arrive in plain, unlabelled packaging with sender details 'Brand Nation' on shipping label

4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 10 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 8 Total 4 star reviews: 2 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
10 reviews
  • KP
    Katy P.
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Buyer
    How old are you? 35-44
    5 days ago
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    freak sheet 😍

    fudgin love it, its permanently on my bed but will still put something down so it dont get to dirty even tho it will b hehe....

  • ER
    Erica R.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    How old are you? 45-54
    1 week ago
    How old are you? 45-54
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Essential support for splashy times

    I have bought three of these amazing blankets as they are excellent! These look and feel great, wash up super easy (just need an extra spin) and have become an essential play item.

    No break thru leakage, huge coverage, frees me up to just enjoy the fun and not worry about the admin.

  • ML
    Murna L.
    Flag of United States
    Verified Buyer
    How old are you? Over 65
    1 month ago
    How old are you? Over 65
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Best Sheet for us girls who 💦

    We tried other sheet protectors, this is a game changer. Soft luxurious top feels great on your skin. The large one is perfect for our queen size bed. The small one, perfect for travel.

    One tip- when washing, remember they absord liquid so well, that the washer gets unbalanced, so load evenly and use care when placing into your machine.

  • J
    Jodi
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    How old are you? 25-34
    1 month ago
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Zero mess!!

    Hubby & I put this bad boy to the real test and got very freaky! Estimate a good 2-3 cups of “liquid” soaked over this blanket, when we took it off the bed, not a speck of liquid had gone onto the bed. Very happy lady with zero clean up other than chucking this into the wash

    Very VERY happy, safe to say this will get a thrashing

    Material is very soft feeling

  • NK
    Natalie K.
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Buyer
    How old are you? 55-64
    1 month ago
    How old are you? 55-64
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Beautiful Warm Blanket

    My girlfriend noticed my new blanket on my bed and commented how nice it looked ☺️ she touched the material noting the lovely softness of the material. I explained the duality of my new Freak Sheet and she was amazed. That is, after she stopped laughing and wanted to know how well it worked 😆 🤣 😂

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