Name: Luxury Plush Fleece Freak Sheet - Forest Green - Waterproof Blanket
Brand: Bumpy Cuddles
SKU: FSLF-F
Price: 192.0 AUD
Availability: InStock

A folded forest color luxury plush fleece freak sheet on a white background

pouring water on green colour freak sheet waterproof blanket

Close-up of hands on forest color luxury plush fleece freak sheet with a floral ring.

Forest colour luxury plush fleece sex blanket displayed draped over a white background highlighting its deep green tone and velvety soft texture.

Forest colour luxury plush fleece sex blanket by Freak Sheet, neatly folded with a white gift ribbon, highlighting its soft and cosy finish.

$192.00

Colour

Forest

Plum

Fully Fluid-Proof - Sweat, squirt & everything between, off your sheets.

Holds over 2L of liquid.

Wash. Repeat. Enjoy.

Couple-Friendly Comfort - Spread out, settle in.

FREE & DISCREET Shipping

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Forget being a freak in the sheets; it’s time to get freaky on the sheets. Meet the Freak Sheet Luxury Fleece in Forest. Deep, earthy, and effortlessly luxurious, she blends seamlessly into your home while quietly handling whatever the night brings.

Made from premium-quality fleece, she’s generously sized, incredibly soft, and built for serious snuggling. Beneath the cosy exterior lies a discreet waterproof layer that’s sweat-proof, squirt-proof, and protected from all kinds of spills and messes. Machine washable and made for repeat use, she’s the blanket you’ll reach for night after night.

When all the courier Gods are shining down on us, our shipping times are usually overnight for standard NZ, 2-5 working days for Aus Express, 4-10 working days for UK. Full details on economy & express options are available at checkout.

As we use couriers, once your package leaves our HQ we can't control any delays.

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BUILT FOR MESSY

💧

Holds 2+ Litres

of liquid

🛡️

100% Waterproof

zero leak-through

🫧

Machine Washable

standard cycle

☁️

Ultra Soft

both sides

What Is a Freak Sheet?

"I can finally relax in the bedroom and not worry about things getting messy" - R.W

A Freak Sheet is a waterproof, ultra-soft blanket made for people who have great sxx but don't want to deal with the aftermath.

Sq**rting, l*be, oil, that time of the month...

Whatever the mess, Freak Sheet handles it.

When you're finished playing, pop it in the washing machine & dryer ready for it's next use.

What can I use my freak sheet for?

Any body. Any activity. Any mess.

💦 Squ**ting

🩸 Time of the month

✨ Oil play

💛 L*be-heavy sessions

🏨 Hotel stays

🛋️ Couch sessions

What People Are Saying

★★★★★

"I almost drowned!! Bumpy Cuddles was amazing! Multiple 🎆, easy access and lots of the good stuff - and my Freak Sheet caught all of it. Best purchase."

- Anna S

★★★★★

"After suffering for so long with having to wash the sheets after a messy session, this is a life saver! Great product, easy to wash and dries super quick! Would highly recommend!"

- Hannah

★★★★★

"I like that with Freak Sheet I can focus on enjoying myself without any stress about cleaning afterwards! :)"

- Toni

How it works

1

Lay it down

Spread the Freak Sheet over your bed, couch, or wherever the night takes you.

2

Get freaky

Squirt. Sweat. Spill. It holds up to 2 litres of liquid. Nothing gets through to your mattress.

3

Wash and repeat

Machine wash on a standard cycle. No fabric softener, no bleach. Tumble dry on low or line dry. Ready for round two.

The questions people ask

FAQs

Is it actually waterproof - or just water resistant?

Actually waterproof. Two layered construction means nothing gets through to your mattress. Holds up to 2 litres of liquid.

How do I wash it?

Machine wash on a standard cycle with regular detergent. No fabric softener, no bleach. Tumble dry on low for 30 minutes max, or line dry in the shade.

What's the difference between the Minky Sherpa and the Luxury Plush Fleece?

Both are 100% waterproof and machine washable. The Minky Sherpa ($139) has a fluffy, cloud-like sherpa texture - cosy and warm. The Luxury Plush Fleece ($229) has a buttery-smooth EXTRA fluffy premium fabric on both sides.

Will my kids know what it is?

It looks & feels EXACTLY like a regular blanket & doesn't sound 'like a plastic bag' when moved like many other cheap knock-offs. Ships discreetly.

Is it soft on both sides?

Yes. Plush and comfortable on both sides.

Do you ship discreetly?

Yes. Free and discreet shipping (and billing) on orders over $100. Your neighbours or kids will have no idea what you've purchased

From the founders

Who's Behind The Freak Sheet?

We're Viv & Jo - co-founders of Girls Get *ff - and we created Bumpy Cuddles (our sister website) to bring you products that solve the real bedroom struggles. From better angles to mess-free moments, everything here was designed with feedback from thousands of women just like you. Because pleasure should be easy, fun, and stress-free. x

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