A Folded midnight charcoal blue minky sherpa fleece freak sheet on a white background
Hands touching midnight charcoal blue minky sherpa fleece freak sheet with a floral ring on one finger
pouring water on charcoal freak sheet waterproof blanket
Midnight charcoal blue Minky Sherpa fleece sex blanket draped over a white background, displaying its luxurious plush finish and cosy warmth.
Midnight charcoal blue Minky Sherpa fleece sex blanket by Freak Sheet, folded and tied with a white ribbon, featuring a soft plush texture.

Freak Sheet Waterproof Blanket - Minky Sherpa Fleece

Regular price $139.00
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  • Fully Fluid-Proof - Sweat, squirt & everything between, off your sheets.
  • Holds over 2L of liquid.
  • Wash. Repeat. Enjoy.
  • Couple-Friendly Comfort - Spread out, settle in.

  • FREE & DISCREET Shipping
  • In stock, ready to ship
  • Backordered, shipping soon

Forget being a freak in the sheets - it's time to get freaky on the sheets. Meet the Freak Sheet Waterproof Blanket in plush Minky Sherpa Fleece: the cuddliest cover-up your bedroom's been missing.

She's soft, large, and seriously cosy - with that irresistible cloud-like sherpa texture you'll want to sink into. And she's so innocent-looking she'll happily pass as your everyday throw.

Underneath the snuggles? Neutral, two-ply, and sweat-proof, squirt-proof, and other-bodily fluid-proof. Washing-machine safe, extra soft, and ready to be enjoyed again and again and again.

Get the mess sorted - and stay wrapped in luxury while you do it.

When all the courier Gods are shining down on us, our shipping times are usually overnight for standard NZ, 2-5 working days for Aus Express, 4-10 working days for UK. Full details on economy & express options are available at checkout. 

As we use couriers, once your package leaves our HQ we can't control any delays.

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We’re Viv & Jo—co-founders of Girls Get Off—and we created Bumpy Cuddles to bring you products that solve the real bedroom struggles. From better angles to mess-free moments, everything here was designed with feedback from thousands of women just like you. Because pleasure should be easy, fun, and stress-free x